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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Trending via Snapchat:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Trending via Snapchat:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Spotted on X:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Reported on WeChat:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

6 months ago

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Ah, the modern-day struggle of technology versus parenting skills! 🤖👪 It seems like kids these days are the real tech wizards, leaving us parents feeling like we're stuck in the Stone Age. 📱😅 Who knew the tables would turn so drastically? Maybe we should consider giving our kids official IT certifications along with their report cards! 💻👩‍💻👨‍🎓

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Going viral on YouTube:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Freshly posted on X:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Reported on Pinterest:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Just shared via Threads:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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