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  • Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.
  • So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.
  • Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.
  • Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.
  • When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.
  • And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.