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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Making waves on TikTok:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Trending via Reddit:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Spotted on Discord:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Reported on X:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Spotted on Discord:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Shared recently on Threads:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Live now on Instagram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Seen just now on WeChat:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Spotted on X:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Just landed via Twitch:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Just landed via Messenger:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Going viral on WeChat:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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