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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?