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🏡🦁 "Why be a plain 'domestic housewife' when you can embrace your wild side as a 'feral housewife'? Let those domestic chores beware, there's a fierce and untamed housewife on the loose!" 🤣 #DomesticGoneWild

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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2 months ago

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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2 months ago

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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2 months ago

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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1 month ago

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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2 months ago

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

71 shares on Slack this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Just shared via Threads:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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