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🏡🦁 "Why be a plain 'domestic housewife' when you can embrace your wild side as a 'feral housewife'? Let those domestic chores beware, there's a fierce and untamed housewife on the loose!" 🤣 #DomesticGoneWild

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

21 shares on Discord this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Breaking via Slack:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Imagine being social on social media.

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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