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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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