Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
  • No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.
  • Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
  • Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
  • Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
  • Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.