Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.
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  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.