Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!"

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