There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.