There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the age-old dilemma of finding those special two people to avoid! π Who said being social was easy, right? Better stick with that third kind of people – the pizza delivery guy! ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isnβt the holiday traffic I said Iβd avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P. There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say βhello.β My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.