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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Reported on X:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Just shared via Messenger:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Spotted on Messenger:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Shared recently on Messenger:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Jan 20, 2025

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Just landed via Slack:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Shared recently on Messenger:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Just shared via TikTok:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Reported on TikTok:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Making waves on Twitch:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Spotted on Discord:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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