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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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