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  • They should invent a day where I don’t think.
  • Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.
  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.
  • When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
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