Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
  • Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
  • Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
  • You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.