There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere is no ‘we’ in ‘food’. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.