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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?