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  • Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
  • How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?
  • Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?
  • Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
  • And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.