There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Commentary:
"Move over, Santa! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿšš Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ #NewAgeSanta"