There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays. For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
