There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Move over, Santa! ๐ ๐ป Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? ๐๐ Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! ๐๏ธ๐ฌ #NewAgeSanta" Related Funny Posts ๐ค The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, itโs simply referred to as โbeing an Amazon driverโ. My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK. Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Found a picture of me sitting on Santaโs lap. Hard to believe itโs been a whole year. Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.