Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
- There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
- For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
- Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.
- People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.