Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
  • My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.
  • No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.