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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Shared recently on Threads:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Reported on WhatsApp:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Seen just now on Discord:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Going viral on Slack:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Just landed via WeChat:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Going viral on Snapchat:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Just shared via Messenger:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Seen just now on X:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Seen just now on Reddit:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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