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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.