Trendy Funny Quotes

  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
  • Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.
  • If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
  • When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.