Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
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"Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"

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