Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.