Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.
  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.