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Witty joke about caffeinated shampoo making hair ready for work quickly.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Commentary:
"Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beauty, beauty product, caffeine, hair, humor, joke, morning, morning routine, product, routine, shampoo, used, work on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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