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  • We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
  • It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.
  • Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.
  • I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”
  • Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.
  • It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.