We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.