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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

The shitshow must go on.

71 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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