Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.
- I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
- Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
- I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.
- Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
