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"Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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2 months ago

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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2 months ago

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86 shares on Slack this month:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

81 shares on Threads this month:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

99 shares on Discord this month:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

39 shares on Threads this month:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

91 shares on WeChat this month:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Going viral on Telegram:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Just landed via Discord:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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