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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Just shared via Slack:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Trending via Facebook:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Playful quote about adulthood and sleepiness, highlighting the ironic struggle to fall asleep.
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Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"

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39 shares on Discord this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Windmill? Big fan.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Spotted on Instagram:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Going viral on X:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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