Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Welcome to adulthood: you're always sleepy unless you're trying to get to sleep.

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“Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It’s like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems”

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