Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.