Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
  • I wish I had a friend like me.
  • I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.
  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a  cool piano.”
  • The only men you can trust is ramen.
  • I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.