Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 50s, where gravity has finally caught up with you! πŸŒπŸ’« But hey, at least now you can blame your shrinking on the universe conspiring against you! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ #ShortPeopleProblems"