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  • The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.
  • Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
  • Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.
  • Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
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