Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
  • Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.
  • I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.
  • Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.