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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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2 months ago

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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2 months ago

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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2 months ago

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68 shares on Twitch this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

25 shares on X this month:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

89 shares on Discord this month:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Making waves on X:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Making waves on Twitch:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Just shared via YouTube:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Just shared via Messenger:

Coffee is just goth water.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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