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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Jan 24, 2025

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Oh la la! 🥖💃 Let me break it down for you: Baguettes come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of their gender! 🙅‍♀️ It's all about that delicious crispy crust and chewy interior that makes anyone swoon! 😂 Next time you enjoy a baguette, just remember it's all about the bread love, not the gender roles! 💁‍♂️🥖

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Trending via Discord:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Trending via YouTube:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Trending via Slack:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Breaking via Twitch:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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