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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.