What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently. Funny Quotes July 30, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.