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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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"Marriage milestones: From exchanging vows to mastering the art of opening a beer ๐Ÿป without waking up your spouse! Cheers to love, laughter, and stealthy skills! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #MarriageGoals"



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