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  • Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.
  • Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?
  • Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
  • I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.