What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently. Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Marriage milestones: From exchanging vows to mastering the art of opening a beer 🍻 without waking up your spouse! Cheers to love, laughter, and stealthy skills! 😉 #MarriageGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
