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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

22 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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I am cassette tape years old.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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