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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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2 months ago

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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