What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.