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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Freshly posted on X:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Trending via Reddit:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

4 weeks ago

Funny quote about childhood disappointment and unexpected future struggles.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"

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91 shares on Threads this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

71 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Going viral on Threads:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Shared recently on Telegram:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Just landed via TikTok:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Spotted on Facebook:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Breaking via TikTok:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Trending via WeChat:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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