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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.