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  • Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?
  • That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
  • Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.
  • Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
  • A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.