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  • Turns out that ending meetings with β€œhave the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
  • I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.
  • Π†f you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
  • Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.