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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.