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"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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16 shares on Threads this month:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

15 shares on X this month:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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