Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.
  • How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?
  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
  • Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
  • I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.