While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower. I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
