While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhile a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains. Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
