Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.
  • Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
  • I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.
  • Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.
  • Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.