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"Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies"

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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