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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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"Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿถ #SoggyDoggies"



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