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  • No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
  • I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
  • What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.
  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
  • I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
  • Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.