💾 Save Image Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies? 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already. Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea. To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: animal, animal name, doggy, humor, joke, lion, name, sea, sea lion, soggy, soggy doggy, wordplay