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"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Live now on Snapchat:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Breaking via Messenger:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Just shared via Instagram:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Going viral on YouTube:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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