Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed. Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it. Why can’t opportunity just come back later?