Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘O… Commentary:"Brilliant observation! Maybe because 'Oughttobuyography' was too long for the internet's short attention span, but hey, we can always add it to our Shoppedia 😉💸📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need. There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today. My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.