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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?