💾 Save Image Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Brilliant observation! Maybe because 'Oughttobuyography' was too long for the internet's short attention span, but hey, we can always add it to our Shoppedia 😉💸📚" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need. I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: Amazon, call, comedy, gift, humor, Oughttobuyography, shopping, wishlist, wordplay