Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.
  • Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
  • That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
  • My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.
  • If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.