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  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.
  • I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
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  • If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.