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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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