Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?