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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Trending via Instagram:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Making waves on TikTok:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Trending via Messenger:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Just shared via YouTube:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

Seen just now on YouTube:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
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61 shares on YouTube this month:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

81 shares on X this month:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

18 shares on Discord this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Just landed via WeChat:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Live now on Pinterest:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Just landed via Instagram:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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