Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • Later is the best time to do anything.
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
  • If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.
  • Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.