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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.