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70 shares on Instagram this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

39 shares on X this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

42 shares on X this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Shared recently on X:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Seen just now on Slack:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Trending via YouTube:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Just landed via Instagram:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Just landed via WeChat:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Making waves on Slack:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Can’t, holding a grudge.

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Can’t, holding a grudge.

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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