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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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45 shares on YouTube this month:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

13 shares on Slack this month:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

14 shares on X this month:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

21 shares on X this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Going bananas on Threads:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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