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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wa…

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wa…

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"If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, humor, month, outdoor, outdoor activity, package, pay, premium, premium package, seasonal, subscription, summer, wasp on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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