Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
  • Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
  • Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
  • People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
  • I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
  • Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.