You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. Posted on23 hours ago23 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler. A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.
