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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of the deceptive ‘stache! 🧐 It’s like a tiny, wiggly curtain trying to hide the true face behind it. 🎭 Beware the mustache charlatans, for their upper lip abode may not be what it seems! 🕵️‍♂️👨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, appearance, humor, identity, masculinity, mustache, performative, representative, spirit, tell, true on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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