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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.