Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.
  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
  • I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.
  • Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.
  • Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.
  • Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.