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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.