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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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