You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses. Funny Quotes 1 week ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.
