You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.
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"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

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