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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics…

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics…

Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcoholic, humor, i, know, never, nose, nostalgia, observation, old, weird on Feb 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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