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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.