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"Ah, the classic 'You look tired' line, implying tiredness when it's really just a temporary case of looking like a beautiful disaster. 😂💁‍♂️ #JustUglyAndProud"

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

3 months ago

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

3 months ago

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

2 months ago

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

5 months ago

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

2 months ago

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

2 months ago

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

82 shares on X this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

43 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Live now on Discord:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Live now on Messenger:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Spotted on X:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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