Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.
  • To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
  • On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
  • Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
  • That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
  • If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.