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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?