Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
  • Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
  • Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.
  • Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”
  • The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.