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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

41 shares on Threads this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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