Funny boyfriend jokes prove that relationships are equal parts romance, chaos, and accidental comedy 😅💘😂. From overconfident “handyman” moments and snack-stealing habits to clueless compliments and wildly creative excuses, funny boyfriend jokes capture the lovable silliness that makes relationships entertaining ✨🤯. Whether he’s charmingly forgetful or unintentionally hilarious, boyfriends always deliver laugh-worthy moments 🎭🤣.
New funny boyfriend jokes
- Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
- My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
- Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
- Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”
- Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
- You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
- A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
- Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
- I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
- “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
Top funny boyfriend jokes
- Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.
- My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
- ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?
- My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
- Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
- If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
- Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
- Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
- Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
- I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
Popular funny boyfriend jokes
- Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
- Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
- My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.
- If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
- I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
- I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.
- Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.
- The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.
- If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.
- Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.
More funny boyfriend jokes
- My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.
- My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
- Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?
- I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!
- My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.
- Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.
- I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.
- I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”
- Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
- I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?
Witty boyfriend jokes
- My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
- The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
- Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.
- I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
- I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
- I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
- I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.
- Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.
- Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.
- “I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.
Funny boyfriend jokes remind us that love is funnier when you embrace the quirks 😆💑. From mixed messages to adorable fails, boyfriends supply endless comedy material 😂✨. Share these jokes, enjoy the sweet chaos, and celebrate the hilariously romantic side of being with a perfectly imperfect partner 🤣💫.