Funny feel jokes prove that our emotions can be downright comedic 😄. From overreacting to tiny problems to catching unexpected mood swings and dramatic vibes, feelings create endless funny moments 🤭. Whether you’re too tired, too excited, or too confused, these jokes highlight the humor behind every “big feeling.” Get ready to laugh at the ups, downs, and everything in between 😂.
New funny feel jokes
- I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
- I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
- It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.
- I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.
- When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
- Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
- If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.
- I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
- Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
- I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
Top funny feel jokes
- “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
- I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.
- iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.
- I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
- What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?
- Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
- I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.
- Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.
- Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.
- Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
Popular funny feel jokes
- Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.
- Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?
- Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.
- I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.
- Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
- I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!
- Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.
- I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.
- Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.
- I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.
More funny feel jokes
- I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.
- We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”
- Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.
- Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
- Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.
- I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.
- I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.
- Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.
- I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.
- I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
Witty feel jokes
- I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.
- I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.
- Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.
- Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.
- If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.
- Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
- I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.
- Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
- I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.
- I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.
Funny feel jokes remind us that emotions don’t have to be taken so seriously 😆. From wild reactions to relatable mood spirals, every feeling has a funny twist. Share these jokes, enjoy the emotional chaos, and remember: life’s feelings are way easier to handle when you can laugh about them 🤣.