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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?