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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.