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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.