Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.