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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.