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Itโ€™s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. Whatโ€™s going on there?

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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