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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.